Israel's Right to Exist in Hell

A Zionist's existence can only be guaranteed within a White-Only, nuclear-armed biblical theme park. We found just the place for him.

Israel's insistence on its "right to exist" has aways been a rhetorical sleight of hand, intended to trap the Palestinians into signing away the last shreds of their sovereignty. If this one-sided demand was met, it would mean the Palestinians formally acknowledging themselves as permanent refugees within a "Jewish State”, and ultimately submitting to their own extinction.

Under Trump, Israel's right to have no Palestinian exist is fast becoming a reality, accelerating a process that began in 1948 - the year Nazi Germany had an abortion and demanded that its own stain on humanity be granted a state, cynically and falsely assigning it a Jewish identity.

Since Palestinians refuse to die on demand, Israel (with Trump's blessing) has opted for a 'final solution' to the problem of still existing Arabs on "their" land - promised to their atheist majority immigrant population by God Himself in an ancient real estate deal. According to Netanyahu, top military officials have recommended an "intensive" escalation of the 18-month “war”, adding "It's time to launch the concluding moves”. Siri, how do you say 'final solution' without making it sound too Nazi?

By Zionist logic, an Israeli, though "native" (by Zionist definition) to the Middle East, can only exist in the land of Milk and Hummus by clearing out the indigenous hummus makers and replacing them with armed peasants from Brooklyn. Palestinians, for their part, are expected to pay with a bucket of their own child's blood for the privilege of being allowed to exist under conditions of industrial scale slaughter. Israelis are the only people on earth who lose sleep at night, worried that children are not going to bed hungry.

A Zionist's existence can only be guaranteed within a White-Only, nuclear-armed biblical theme park. He requires endless supplies of sunscreen and bombs to protect himself from the desert sun and desert dwellers alike. Now he needs fire extinguishers to further defend his existence against the highly flammable, non-native fauna he imported there from Eastern Europe, not to mention life-saving kidneys from Kenya.

The failure of his existence-guaranteeing 'Iron Dome' from incoming Houthi missiles means his existence now more than ever depends on the obliteration of Iran and its proxies at Harvard, Columbia and Yale. He is unable to survive without regular infusions of cash from the American tax payer, or defend himself against women and children. This particular demographic has always posed the greatest existential threat as the average Palestinian child requires 355 rounds of ammunition to neutralize.

Under previous US regimes, foreign policy as it applied to Israel was always "Do what you want, just don't make your ethnic cleansing imperatives too obvious". Even that mild 'ask' - hardly a demand - was rejected by the Sodomite Settler Regime that considers the total annihilation of Palestinians as the only acceptable term to any "agreement".

The Democrats with their more incremental, invisible hand approach to genocide, have never quite performed to Israel's exacting standards of human slaughter. Their stealth incompetence was never convincing enough, even as the war party adopted a self-defeating strategy as outlined in the Zionist playbook, intended to hand its own electoral victory to Netanyahu. Kamala Harris's over-reliance on cosplaying 'concern' for the Palestinians spooked the Zionist billionaire donor class, who saw a better return on investment in Donald Trump and a hillbilly in eyeliner.

Within minutes of taking office, Trump sealed a one-sided deal on a Las Gazas casino resort development deal, fulfilling his biblical oath to Miriam Adelson to 'Make America Greater Israel'. American voters overwhelmingly rejected "Genocide Joe", only to have him replaced by "Mass Slaughter Miriam".

Openly green lighting a genocide while signing a "ceasefire agreement" is the ultimate mask-off reveal for the empire, exposing the AIPAC ghoul occupying every US president's temporary throne. The real seat of power is not this decorative commode in the Oval Office, but whatever chair Netanyahu sits on when visiting his subordinates in DC.

MAGA, in the meantime, is experiencing the first throes of buyer's remorse as DOGE shovels cash recovered from USAID drag queen pageants in Ecuador into the vast furnace of the Pentagon. Murdering children overseas has turned out to be an ineffective fix to an economic death spiral. So far over a hundred thousand dead and dying Palestinians have not revived America's manufacturing base. The hard power industrial methods required to kill them can be achieved through soft power strategies of starvation.

Israel's "right to exist" is inversely a demand for Palestinians to cease to exist in "The Jewish State"; an illegal entity under the terms and conditions of its entry into the UN as a member state. This fact alone puts Israel's non-existent "right" on shaky legal ground since it has violated not just the conditions set by the UN for statehood but continues to flout international law with an impunity seldom seen outside an institution for the criminally insane. Israel is a lunatic-led asylum, where violent offenders in diapers somehow managed to get hold of the US nuclear codes and every dick pic selfie aboard the Lolita Express.

Perhaps it's time to call Israel's bluff and place the legally non-binding, non-existent "right to exist" within the framework of international law, making continuing statehood incumbent on good behavior. Based on Israel's infinitely unravelling rap sheet, this existential protection would be immediately rescinded upon implementation, and apply equally to the US - solving the problems of war, famine, poverty and genocide once and for all. Unfortunately for Israel, with a prognosis of zero for eventual rehabilitation, it's time to turn off the life support.